ndgo: *Crosses fingers* i hope she actually moves in with me. best of luck
Fanfiction Title: The Wheezer Chronicle Story...
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails.
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
Youmacon Tumblr Meet Up Reminder
batgirls-number-1-stalker: Well everyone Youmacon 2013 is drawing closer and I just wanted to send out the reminder that I am still planning the meet up! Now the final Info won’t be available until Youma release some more things but for now it we do know it will be River side on Saturday or inside the court area depending on weather. Please if you are interested in joining us please spread...
ill-raise-y0u-like-a-phoenix: angeloftheunseen: ill-raise-y0u-like-a-phoenix: Ahhh it feels wonderful to have my laptop back =) Feel bad that my parents paid almost 160 dollars to get it fixed though =/ JUST DON’T TELL THEM THAT YOU’LL BE SPENDING ALL THAT TIME TALKING TO THAT GUY YOU DON’T LIKE. aka Me. pretty sure they already know this oh. well then fuck it.
ill-raise-y0u-like-a-phoenix: Ahhh it feels wonderful to have my laptop back =) Feel bad that my parents paid almost 160 dollars to get it fixed though =/ JUST DON’T TELL THEM THAT YOU’LL BE SPENDING ALL THAT TIME TALKING TO THAT GUY YOU DON’T LIKE. aka Me.
ill-raise-y0u-like-a-phoenix: angeloftheunseen: ill-raise-y0u-like-a-phoenix: Alex just killed every bit of sexual desire I have ever had……its gonna be a desert land down there for at least a few years. you know you want me. Nope…..no…you killed it with the “touch me…touch me harder!” thing. you know you wanna nibble on ma carrot
ill-raise-y0u-like-a-phoenix: Alex just killed every bit of sexual desire I have ever had……its gonna be a desert land down there for at least a few years. you know you want me.
Fanfiction Title: Stray Principles Story...
trickster-light: the faces made in death note are my favorite thing
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
pickup line: i told my therapist about you
Fanfiction Title: Mondays and Mornings Story...
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
Reblog if HE was your first Doctor:
townsvillain: philolspice: townsvillain: why leak nudes when you can leak the word of our Lord and Savior because nudes are real
I have decided to destroy everything I hold...
Since I am determined to destroy everyone’s childhood and nothing is sacred, starting wednesday, for an entire week, I’m going to put out a Fanfiction based off of Nicktoons. One every day. The line up? Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Catdog, Jimmy Neutron, Fairly Oddparents, Danny Phantom, Rocket Power, and end it all off with the Wild Thornberries. And yes, it will all be smut. I am...
ill-raise-y0u-like-a-phoenix asked: I just wanted to let you know that you are the most amazing man in the world and i love you with all my heart.